if zelena kills eva…

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

(via worths)

rosaparking:

who is down to f…………ocus on school

(via buingbuing-you-lil-shit)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via random-hatter)

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

(via sandayyinny)

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

(via bulllets)

Okay….

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

(via random-hatter)

funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

(via girfaceh)

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(via worths)

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

(via hotmesswithouthehot)

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

(via seductivebatterbitch)

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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(via random-hatter)